He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
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