you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
My brother really should've known better than to make me go egg hunting with his daughter when I was entirely too drunk to do so. Threw up in a plant in front of her.
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