i don't plan on having that self control this summer
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
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