that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
I am a murderer. I ran over so many baby frogs. I wanted to stop and pick some up to take home, but all I have is a wine bottle. I'd hate to explain that to a cop.
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
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