they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
Thought I woke up to a girl giving me a handy. It was a male nurse inserting a catheter.
I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
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