You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
someone threw a dead crab at me
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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