____ banged a stripper...well technically she's now a hooker...
Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
We're too hungover to prance.
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
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