Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
I told him if he ever gets a "wink" text from me after 10:00pm to assume I really mean "we should be hooking up by 2:30am"
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
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