he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
you left a note on your car that said " please dont tow, im to drunk to drive. safety first!"
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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