So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
I told him id do anything with him and he said angry pirate? So I said okay. Never seeing him again.
What's an angry pirate?
You dont want to know. If someone offers say no. Never ever do the angry pirate. Ever.
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
my penis made a compromise with my morals
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
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