Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
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