the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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