no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
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