According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
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