We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
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