My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
Im about to embark on a date with someone who shit in my car. How did this become my life?
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
Hindsight: Dressing up in nothing but a bra, booty shorts, and police tape made for the most awkward walk of shame of my life.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
You said too many real things and now I need to crawl back inside my protective fort of sarcasm, being an asshole, and sass
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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