Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
we're at the bar and some girl dropped a bottle of burnettes strawberry vodka out of her purse and it broke.
i mean, if that's not class, then i don't know what is
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
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