after you took your Demerol you started flying around and talking like the robot ship on the movie Stealth. then you licked my iPhone and declared the mission a success.
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
Someone called asking about the gate code and I said "hashtag" for # instead of "pound." Ugh. I feel so dirty.
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
Randomize