Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
He finally admitted that he was drunk when I asked him how he got the rug burn on his chin and he replied "the worm contest"
Whoever had sex in my bed during the party last night left a glow in the dark condom on my floor. I'm not even mad anymore, I just want to know who it is so they can tell me where to get one.
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
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