So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
I have got to lose weight!! Apparently no one wants to fuck a fat chick with herpes.
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
Dude.. She just busted into my house wearing a ski mask, a poncho, and thigh-high pink hooker boots and yelled, "THE CABS ARE HEEERRREEE!!"
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