Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
I just saw a woman give her infant whiskey tits. About ten minutes ago she was doing shots, and now she's breast feeding. Whiskey. Tits.
Randomize
