how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
Just accidentally pinched my dick between two 50 pound dumbbells while doing shoulder shrugs. God hates me.
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
I just had a 30-minute convo with an irrelevant fuckboy from college who decided to tell me FOUR years later he’s sorry for sleeping with 3 girls at once including me.
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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