I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
Sometimes a girl needs 4 shots of whiskey in her diet coke at 5 in the afternoon and i feel no shame in admitting that girl is me
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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