Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
Banned from zoo.
Again?
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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