Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
I'm in my onesie attempting to spoon-feed myself cold soup. I'm playing freeze tag with my hangover. My hangover's winning.
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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