There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
My bail money is reserved for people I either A, think were in the right, or B, have an awesome story that leads up to needing it. Just remember that before you call me.
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
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