She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
Oh god. It's like a broken faucet. My guts sound like a bilge pump clogged with golf balls and cake frosting.
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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