She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
Don't EVER smell your tampon
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
i should probably stop doing things just because i think they’re funny. i’m not going to.
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