a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
I opened my door to go to class and all there was was a raccoon puking on the doorstep. In hindsight, it was a very accurate omen.
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
Were you drinking last night?
Because typically I don't associate the phrase 'Go sleepy time' with sobriety.
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
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