So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
i just thanked the atm machine for giving me cash
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
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