Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
I got so drunk I pissed the bed last night. He still likes me. He's a keeper
He is a keeper. You on the other hand are not.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
This gyro tastes like lonliness
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
The lady at target couldn't scan my grocery item and just looked at me and said "just take it. I hate this fucking place". Best munchie adventure yet.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
how drunk are you?
Several
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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