And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
I just watched an old episode of Daria while eating brownies to cure day drunkness. Clearly I'm winning at adulting today.
Found an elderly homeless guy with a Gandalf beard passed out on my porch. I put a Santa hat over his erect dick cause he was naked.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
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