when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
I'm at work, still drunk. Can you turn on the radio? If the station goes off the air I passed out. Can't get fired. Haven't slept yet.
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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