but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
He poured syrup on all those broken dishes because "syrup is magical, and by the time we wake up, they'll be fixed."
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
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