He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
Yeah, reverse cow girl. She was on top and I was playing Flappy Bird behind her back. Easiest way to have angry sex.
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
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