I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
3pm strippers are depressing
I'm going to text my booty call and tell him nevermind, that I got the job finished by myself. That will teach him to text back faster.
This lesson is brought you by a psychology class.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
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