My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
Also I'd like you to set a calendar reminder that goes off every day for you to take 2 minutes to think about what your life would be like without me.
I will pee on everything he values.
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
Nothing screams "crazy cat lady" like a nursery in your house when you're over 30, single and have no kids.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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