OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
I just made kick ass drunk stir fry while taking care of three other drunk people and doing shots. I don't understand how that's not wife material
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
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