: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
The notification you get from snapchat that someone took a screenie is like a formal declaration of blackmail.
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
Replacing my paralegal is easy. Replacing my favorite office fuck toy is a totally different story. Damn him for wanting to better himself instead of being my manwhore
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