i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
apparently the officer said last night, "son, why don't you do yourself a favor and spread your legs so you don't keep vomiting on them". why can't I remember those nights?!
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
He pulled a potato out of his bag in the library. A WHOLE FRIGGIN POTATO. He ate it like it was an apple and waved at the librarian as she stared at him.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
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