This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
Randomize
