She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
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