Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
he changed my name in his contacts to "rick", so his mom wouldn't know he was texting me
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
I love you. Go after that dick
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