There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
I crashed her parents' car cause she was giving me road head. Its probably best to just let them think I'm a bad driver.
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
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