MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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