in jail i did the beyonce ass shake for the police officers & called Sally from my collect phone in my cell & started singing "im in JAAAIL IM IN JAAAIL",
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
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