He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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