There's a fat drunk walrus bitch here next to me and shes already puked and now falling on herself
OH FUCK NOW HER BOYFRIEND IS MAKING OUT WITH HER VOMIT HOLE
Sounds like a good blink 182 concert...
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
just puked in a purse in the store. some girl asked if i was gonna buy it now and i laughed and asked her why id want a bag some dude just puked in. her face looked like she saw the devil.
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
My dad is sitting where you rode me
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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