And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
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