did you get engaged???
i don't like sucking hair
im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
There is an old man sitting across from me. Phone rang and his ringtone is children giggling, I'm not safe here.
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
Totally forgot I asked the cop for a theoretical fist bump and he still let me drive away
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Randomize
