I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
So I woke up this morning to find my laptop open, with a google search for "where to buy marble", and a hungover naked northern girl in my bed who told me that I claimed to be a sculptor last night and that I promised to sculpt a bust of her hands...
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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