I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
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