Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
They just built a gym in the same parking lot as my favorite bar. Drunk me is gonna be so excited.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
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