Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
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