Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
We got so high we made milksteak
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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