It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
Right now I'm in a club where they are passing out glow in the dark dildos by the dozen. I don't think my life will ever get weirder than it is at this moment.
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
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