So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
My new hangover cure is going for a haircut, just so the stylists give me a scalp massage during the shampoo.
That certainly explains the nine times your hair has looked different just this last month alone.
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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